sharks

  • Film Review – Toxic Shark (2017)

    What happens when you combine a Puerto Rican island singles resort for toned hotties with a man-eating shark?  What if said shark is also capable of projectile spitting a stream of poisonous, green sludge at its would-be victims?  And what if the same horrid toxins that infected the shark...
  • Film Review – Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)

    There are some closeminded individuals, probably sanctimonious and dull, who do not believe in such things as fate or destiny. Your favorite Doctor is proudly not of their ilk. Deep Blue Sea 2 is more of a quasi-remake than a sequel to the 1999 thriller starring Samuel L. Jackson...
  • A Tuesday Night Cigar Club Tribute: When Movies Were Fun and Men Were Men

    I was consuming milk thistle and gently massaging my liver in a hotel room prior to a recent Tuesday Night Cigar Club podcast when the remote control organically found its way to the Turner Classic Movies channel. Thanks to a cosmic twist of fate, the early evening movie was...
  • Film Review – 47 Meters Down (2017)

    Just when The Doctor thought it was safe to go back to the movies… I have a bone to pick that has nothing to do with the actual film, so I will place my grousing in a footnote for those who are interested * An authentically scary horror movie...
  • Film Review – The Shallows

    Ah, the wonderful universe of shark movies. Perhaps it is because I entered the world not long after Jaws did, but whatever the reason may be, throughout my life I have found shark movies to be both endlessly entertaining and also terrifying on a level that is, quite frankly,...