film review

  • Film review – Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020)

    I suppose I could start this movie review by further discussing my mental state in this Year of The Virus, but who wants to hear more of that drudgery? We are all coping in our respective ways, albeit some better than others. There was no way for me to...
  • Lifetime Movie Review – The Wrong Cheerleader (2019)

    Time slogs onward, the days moving by with the normal ceaseless momentum. Quarantined in my laboratory as well as within the confines of my own mind, your favorite Doctor has taken to talking to himself. This isn’t alarming by itself, as I have always been one to get lost...
  • Episode 115 – Doom Patrol (1999), Doomsayer Aggressive cigar, Beers

    As you can see in the image above, Room 101’s Matt Booth flashes his cock to the TNCC in tonight’s very special, riveting interview and he also shows us the Swarovski crystal jewel-encrusted dildo that he keeps in his office. It was an honor and a privilege to speak...
  • Film Review – Black Christmas (2019)

    After a stretch of heat and humidity, the temperature dipped into the sixties on a recent Saturday and the north Texas region that The Doctor inhabits was pelted with an unremittent rain. Oh well. With everything still on virtual lockdown in this Year Of The Virus it wasn’t like...
  • Film Review – Satanic Panic (2019)

    Tuesday Night Cigar Club chairman Cade notified me recently that the Shudder streaming channel was kindly doing their part in this time of global crisis by providing a free 30-day trial service for anyone who signed up. After the trial period ends, the service can be retained for a...
  • Episode 113 – Samurai Cop (1991), Punch Chop Suey cigar, Beers

    Ok, ok, I know what you were thinking as this webpage was loading so let us go ahead and address the elephant in the room. Yes folks, that obviously isn’t my hand holding the cigar in the pic above and in the photos below. Where as my creamy, delicate...
  • Film Reviews – Deathstalker 2 (1987) & Chopping Mall(1986)

    A Rainy Day Made Sunny: Into the Film Vault of Jim Wynorski A recent, rainy Saturday afternoon of slate grey sent me scurrying hither and thither in search of entertainment. Obviously, I was unable to go anywhere due to the ongoing virus crisis and the dismal weather only added...
  • Episode 112 – Warriors of the Wasteland (1983), Drew Estate BOTL cigar, Beers

    If you’re wondering why my fingernails are painted hot pink the screen grab above, the answer is quite simple. I’ve been quarantined with my young daughters for over a month now and strange things are bound to happen. Yes folks, this is the new normal for now. This is...
  • Film Review – Cry Havoc (2020)

    As a man who spends many a lonesome hour in his laboratory while conducting experiments and watching movies, the recent advice to “self-quarantine” and remain indoors like a mole was not as bothersome for The Doctor as it might have been for others. In addition to my admitted proclivity...