The Doctor

The Doctor attended The Poughkeepsie Institute of Technical Science or, as it is colloquially referred to, The Pits. His thesis paper "It's Far to Early to Tell" has been used in classrooms as an example of how NOT to formulate a medical science theory. The Doctor was previously employed in Mallorca, Spain as a master of ceremonies and first aid provider at local wine tastings before joining the Tuesday Night Cigar Club.
  • Film Review – Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

    Let The Doctor delve into the past and paint you a picture. Tis a stiflingly hot summer afternoon, perhaps a Thursday, sometime in the halcyon days of the early nineties. TNCC chairman Matthew Cade and myself are wandering the horror aisles of our local video store, both of us...
  • Film review – Thanksgiving (2023)

    Recent ominous events of both a domestic and global nature reminded The Doctor that life is fleeting and one should always enjoy God’s plentiful bounty. Therefore when Tuesday Night Cigar Club chairman Cade informed me that Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving was now available on Netflix my only thought was, why...
  • Film Review – Destroy All Neighbors (2024)

    One of the remote controls in my lair started malfunctioning recently. This is an unacceptable happenstance when you consider that I prefer not to leave my lair on winter weeknights unless absolutely necessary. What followed was an outlay of nearly $40 on batteries at a local drugstore which further...
  • Film Review – Please Don’t Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain

    The Tuesday Night Cigar Club reviews "Please Don't Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain"!...
  • Film Review – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

    Well, they have gone and done it to us once again. “They” being the rapscallions who dictate which movies will be available on Netflix and “us” being your favorite Doctor and Tuesday Night Cigar Club Chairman Cade. As the season changes with its usual staid inevitability, winter slowly giving...
  • Blu-ray Review: Hot Dog… The Movie!

    Late of one winter afternoon I was conversing with TNCC chairman Matthew Cade and lamenting the fact that Hot Dog…The Movie! was no longer available for rental. In fact, I was already well aware of this inconvenience, as it hadn’t been available on any streaming service for some time,...
  • Book Review – “Runnin’ With The Devil” by Noel Monk

    Eddie Van Halen recently passed away at the age of 65, and while my heart goes out to his family and friends, I can’t help but also feel a twinge of sadness for those of us who didn’t know the guitar genius personally, but “knew” him nonetheless: The Legion...
  • Film Review – By Night’s End (2020)

    Home Invasion Horror is certainly its own subgenre at this point, with The Strangers and Hush being two of The Doctor’s personal favorites. When TNCC chairman Cade managed to obtain an advanced screener of By Night’s End and I had a look at the intriguing trailer, you can bet...
  • Film review – Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020)

    I suppose I could start this movie review by further discussing my mental state in this Year of The Virus, but who wants to hear more of that drudgery? We are all coping in our respective ways, albeit some better than others. There was no way for me to...