The Doctor

The Doctor attended The Poughkeepsie Institute of Technical Science or, as it is colloquially referred to, The Pits. His thesis paper "It's Far to Early to Tell" has been used in classrooms as an example of how NOT to formulate a medical science theory. The Doctor was previously employed in Mallorca, Spain as a master of ceremonies and first aid provider at local wine tastings before joining the Tuesday Night Cigar Club.
  • Film & Cigar Review – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation & Tatuaje Skinny Face

    TNCC frontman Matthew Cade was recently provided a batch of horror themed cigars from Famous Smoke Shop, each one named after a famous icon from horror film history. Cade came up with the grand idea that The Doctor should review a film to pair with his cigar reviews. Naturally...
  • FILM & CIGAR REVIEW – FRANKENSTEIN (2015) & TATUAJE SKINNY FRANK

    TNCC frontman Matthew Cade was recently provided with a batch of horror themed cigars from Famous Smoke Shop, each one named after a famous icon from horror film history. Cade came up with the grand idea that The Doctor should review a film to pair with his cigar reviews....
  • Film Review – The Shallows

    Ah, the wonderful universe of shark movies. Perhaps it is because I entered the world not long after Jaws did, but whatever the reason may be, throughout my life I have found shark movies to be both endlessly entertaining and also terrifying on a level that is, quite frankly,...
  • Film Review – Hush

    “A deaf writer who retreated into the woods to live a solitary life must fight for her life in silence when a masked killer appears at her window.” As far as imparting tone and information, that is about as good as it gets for a one sentence synopsis. In...
  • Film Review – The Hateful Eight

    What is your favorite Quentin Tarantino picture? I generally detest being asked to name my favorite ANYTHING although I accept that one cannot be involved in a serious form of film critique or study without having to make some lists. However, The Doctor stands by his decision to not...
  • Film Review – Children of the Corn 2

    “Gore Fans Should Dig It.” – Variety That is the sole quote that adorns the sleeve of the US DVD for Children of the Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice (1993.) Above the title on the front cover is the heading “From The Producer Of Hellraiser 3” which I assume...
  • Film Review – Bloody Murder 1 & 2

    “Ready Or Not, Here He Comes!” Oh, boy. Why a man of medicine such as myself continues to practice self-abuse is something I have a hard time reconciling. And by self-abuse, I speak not of my propensity for strong drink, cigars and fine dining but rather whatever strange set...