CADE

Brother of the Leaf, Prophet, former Mr. South Dakota 1996. I was a bouncer on the child beauty pageant circuit until one too many juice boxes went missing and somebody had to take the fall. I was set up. Fine, I was thirsty. All that hairspray in the air dries out your throat like a motherfu... I apologize to no man. Now I host the Tuesday Night Cigar Club.

  • Episode 68 – Wet And Wild Summer! (1992) / Ogre Seventy cigar / Fosters Premium Ale

    March 9, 2018
    Folks, I tried to do Leprechaun movie tonight for Saint Patrick’s Day, I really truly did. But the latest entry in the tiny green franchise Leprechaun: Origins was so damn bad that I just couldn’t subject either fellow TNCC brothers or you to suffer through its boring tale. I...

  • Episode 67 – 47 Meters Down (2017) / Crna Nok cigar / Mystery Of The Deep Double IPA

    February 21, 2018
    I went into The Corner Of No Hope this evening feeling a little dejected, as I had tried unsuccessfully to make tonight’s film discussion revolve around a double-feature of shark movies but the Video-On-Demand Gods didn’t allow that to happen. Luckily, a preposterous amount of delicious beer and a...

  • Episode 66 – A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018) / Isabela Serpentine cigar / Two Hearted Ale

    February 6, 2018
    A cigar that features TWO wrappers, a TWO HEARTED ale, a film about the TWO Coreys, and TWO wits between the four of us, welcome everybody to our SECOND episode of 2018! Will tonight’s subjects earn our respect or be flushed down the toilet like a smelly number TWO...

  • It’s Official, Matt A. Cade Is A Cigar Expert!

    January 30, 2018
    When a website asks for my expert opinion and then proceeds to refer to me as “one of the most popular cigar bloggers” with “one of the most experienced palates in the cigar world” I’m probably going to share the article. I promise I won’t let this newfound praise...

  • Cigar Review – 7-20-4 Lancero

    January 30, 2018
    7-20-4 Size: 7.5 x 38 (lancero) Wrapper: Brazilian Mata Fina Binder: Costa Rican Filler: Nicaraguan, Honduran, Mexican, and Colombian Price: $8.35 Acquired: Christmas Gift Pairing: Cabernet Sauvignon         The cap twist off perfectly which resulted in an open draw and no additional scissor-work required. There were...

  • The Cigar Advisor “Cigar Flavor Wheel”

    January 30, 2018
    I’ll let our friends at Famous Smoke Shop tell you a little bit about this unique new tool: The cigar flavor wheel – it’s how cigar lovers talk to each other. Are you wondering how to identify and taste the different flavors in your cigar? Or maybe you’ve been...

  • Cool Groomsmen Gifts

    January 24, 2018
    The folks over at Cool Groomsmen Gifts were kind enough to ask our opinion on some of their cool gifts. Here’s a clip from Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 65 where we discuss their Big Slug Mug! Cool Groomsmen Gifts delivers a quality product at a fair price, we...

  • Episode 65 – Father’s Day (2011) / Tatuaje Negociant & La Opulencia cigars / Kronenbourg beers

    January 23, 2018
    We’re back! I hope you all had a satisfying conclusion to 2017 and are entering the new year refreshed and excited for new challenges. Not us, no no, you see new challenges terrify us here in The Corner Of No Hope. But that’s why we have booze, copious amounts...

  • Cigar Review – Neanderthal OM

    January 3, 2018
    Neanderthal OM Size: 7 x 38 (lancero) Wrapper: San Andrés Mexico Binder: Connecticut Broadleaf Filler: Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, and USA (Pennsylvania) Price: $10.95 Acquired: Gift     Happy New Year motherscratchers! Let’s get 2018 started with a quick review of a cigar that the TNCC tried like hell to...