CADE

Brother of the Leaf, Prophet, former Mr. South Dakota 1996. I was a bouncer on the child beauty pageant circuit until one too many juice boxes went missing and somebody had to take the fall. I was set up. Fine, I was thirsty. All that hairspray in the air dries out your throat like a motherfu... I apologize to no man. Now I host the Tuesday Night Cigar Club.

  • Episode 71 – King Cobra (1999) / S&R cigar / Copperhead Medusa beer

    April 25, 2018
    Tonight’s featured cigar is special. Tonight’s dark and fruity, extra strong beer is kind of special too. And tonight’s round table discussion concerning Dukes Of Hazzard star Tom Wopat and what he allegedly did with his index finger recently is kind of super special. I think you know us...

  • Episode 70 – Death Wish 3 (1985) / 2012 by Oscar Corojo cigar / Oskar Blues Old Chub beer

    April 10, 2018
    I considered writing up tonight’s episode page by channeling the voice of Charles Bronson like I did way back on Episode 3 but over the last 67 episodes I’ve lost a little bit of gas in the ol’ creative tank for some reason, thanks beer!!!, so I’m just going...

  • Episode 69 – Hooper (1978) / Alpha Defuser Maduro cigar / Saint Arnold Santo beer

    March 20, 2018
    Well here we are, folks, Episode 69! I bet you think we spend a big chunk of time this evening telling tasteless 69 jokes and finding a way to creatively work that particular naughty numerical reference into the discussion at every possible opportunity. Well you would be wrong! Give...

  • Cigar Review – CroMagnon EMH Fomorian

    March 15, 2018
    CroMagnon EMH Fomorian Size: 5 x 56 Wrapper: Ecuadorian Connecticut Candela Binder: Cameroon Filler: Nicaraguan Price: $8.99 (Habana House, Austin TX) The first cigar I ever smoked was a green candela. My uncles were my heroes growing up and my Uncle Dave was a cigar smoking, race car driving,...

  • Episode 68 – Wet And Wild Summer! (1992) / Ogre Seventy cigar / Fosters Premium Ale

    March 9, 2018
    Folks, I tried to do Leprechaun movie tonight for Saint Patrick’s Day, I really truly did. But the latest entry in the tiny green franchise Leprechaun: Origins was so damn bad that I just couldn’t subject either fellow TNCC brothers or you to suffer through its boring tale. I...

  • Episode 67 – 47 Meters Down (2017) / Crna Nok cigar / Mystery Of The Deep Double IPA

    February 21, 2018
    I went into The Corner Of No Hope this evening feeling a little dejected, as I had tried unsuccessfully to make tonight’s film discussion revolve around a double-feature of shark movies but the Video-On-Demand Gods didn’t allow that to happen. Luckily, a preposterous amount of delicious beer and a...

  • Episode 66 – A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018) / Isabela Serpentine cigar / Two Hearted Ale

    February 6, 2018
    A cigar that features TWO wrappers, a TWO HEARTED ale, a film about the TWO Coreys, and TWO wits between the four of us, welcome everybody to our SECOND episode of 2018! Will tonight’s subjects earn our respect or be flushed down the toilet like a smelly number TWO...

  • It’s Official, Matt A. Cade Is A Cigar Expert!

    January 30, 2018
    When a website asks for my expert opinion and then proceeds to refer to me as “one of the most popular cigar bloggers” with “one of the most experienced palates in the cigar world” I’m probably going to share the article. I promise I won’t let this newfound praise...

  • Cigar Review – 7-20-4 Lancero

    January 30, 2018
    7-20-4 Size: 7.5 x 38 (lancero) Wrapper: Brazilian Mata Fina Binder: Costa Rican Filler: Nicaraguan, Honduran, Mexican, and Colombian Price: $8.35 Acquired: Christmas Gift Pairing: Cabernet Sauvignon         The cap twist off perfectly which resulted in an open draw and no additional scissor-work required. There were...